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A drug-free experience: 1. Run the program 2. Stare at the centre of the image for about 30 seconds 3. Really concentrate 4. Your hand should be on your desk (or on your mouse) 5. After the 30 seconds of concentration, look down at the back of your |
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Young nun asks for bottle whiskey |
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What''s Woody Allen''s only objection to having an Oriental lover? |
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Women fight one bird with another |
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What do women and tornadoes have in common? |
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Why is beauty more important than brains for a woman? |
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What do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs? |
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Good looking female bartender gets indecent proposals |
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What do a woman and a rug have in common? |
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How can you tell your wife is getting too fat? |
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Wash hands after pissing |
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Where does Virgin wool come from? |
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Ventrilloquist and hillbillies |
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Rub vaseline on motorbike |
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Which of the following doesn''t fit? - A Vacuum Cleaner - A Refrigerator - A Washing Machine - A Woman |
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How do you use a condom twice? |
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Why is it easier to unload a truckload of dead babies than a truckload of bricks? |
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I think my wife is dead |
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What''s worse than your doctor telling you that you have AIDS? |
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Talking frog |
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Whats the difference between eating sushi and eating pussy? |
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Why were Stevie Wonder''s hands purple? |
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Sperm sample |
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Small guy and tall guy in elevator |
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What''s the difference between a slut and a whore? |
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The skipping diet |
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Why do men take showers instead of baths? |
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Short of shovels |
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Why did the San Francisco Police Department fire all their gay detectives? |
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Survey about sex with the president |
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The secretary and the genie |
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Sex with nun at the cemetery |
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Screw the mailman |
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Run the house like a fire station |
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When Roseanne goes to a restaurant |
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Why Doesn''t Roseanne ever go to the beach? |
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Hear of the guy who was so romantic he died for love? |
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What''s a rodeofuck? |
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What''s the difference between a Ritz Cracker and a Lesbian? |
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Right wing preacher |
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Reverend and cow |
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Telegram: "Returning home Friday" |
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Replace the dead rooster |
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Remedy for small breasts |
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Why did the little girl stuff a rabbit up her cunt? |
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Making a lot of love after death |
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What''s the difference between a pussy and a cunt? |
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Whats the difference between a pussy and a piece of bread? |
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What''s the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? |
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Psychiatrist''s dog test |
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What do a male prostitute and a lawyer have in common? |
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What do you call a promiscuous nun? |
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What does the pope have in common with a Christmas tree? |
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Poor jimmy |
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Hear about the Pole who couldn''t spell? |
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Here about the pitcher who''s life as a lady''s man was cut short? |
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Whats the difference between a pickpocket and peeking Tom? |
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Whats the difference between a pet poodle humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg? |
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Perfect penis |
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What''s the difference between a penis and a dog? |
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What did Pee-Wee Herman say when the judge asked him if he wanted a lawyer? |
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Parachute failure |
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What happens when a girl puts her panties on backwards? |
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What''s the definition of an overbite? |
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Out to lunch - go fuck yourself |
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Why is an Orgasm like a drum solo? |
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What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? |
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Old lady: Superpussy |
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Old ladies flashed |
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Neighbour saw wife having sex |
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Why were musicians given larger brains than dogs? |
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How do you tell good mushrooms from bad ones? |
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Whats the difference between Mister Potato Head and Michael Jackson? |
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Doctor, a mouse ran up my wife''s cunt |
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What''s the difference between a money launderer and a congressman? |
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What do Michael Jackson and J.C. Penny have in common? |
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What''s the difference between men and women? |
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Why do men swim faster than women? |
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What do women and Jello have in common? |
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How do you get a blonde to marry you? |
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Hear about the new Marilyn Monroe stamp? |
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Why is a man like a snow storm? |
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Man is incomplete until he is married |
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What''s the difference between Maine and New Hampshire? |
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Love life professions |
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Park statues live for 15 minutes |
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Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf |
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What''s the difference between a little girl and a woman? |
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Hear about the life-like inflatable doll? |
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What do you call a cabinet full of lesbians? |
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What do lesbians and politicians have in common? |
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What do you call a Lesbian with fat fingers? |
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How can a bar tender know which customers like Moose Head? |
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What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbian''s apartment? |
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Why can''t a lesbian diet and wear make-up at the same time? |
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Lay you or Jack off |
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What''s the definition of a lap dog? |
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Retired Kreutzmann decided to learn to scuba dive |
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What''s the difference between Johnny Cochran and Devine Brown? |
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What''s the difference between John and Loreena Bobbit? |
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How do you know Jesus wasn''t born in Italy? |
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What happened when the Jehovah''s Witness joined Hell''s Angels? |
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Jazz in heaven |
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How did the Jamaican super-stud make his penis twelve inches long? |
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Why don''t Italians Barbeque? |
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How did the Irishman choke to death? |
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Irish guy only survivor of shipwreck |
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Interplanetary social exchange visit |
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Indian sex art |
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What''s the defintion of a hysterectomy? |
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Hunters shelter overnight at widows''s place |
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The hooker who became a nun? |
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Give me the worst blowjob in town |
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Heart attack during golf game |
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What''s the difference between a head-on collison and a 69er? |
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Hanging Wright |
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Why didn''t the polics handcuff Heidi Fleiss when they brought her in? |
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Guinevere cheating on king Arthur |
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Whats the difference between a groupie and a washing machine? |
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Why don''t golfers make good lovers? |
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Goaltender prayer |
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Slut that gives head while singing the national anthem |
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How do you know you''re getting really old? |
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How does the gay guy know that spring has arrived? |
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Gay sex survey |
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Why was the gay cadet thrown out of Westpoint? |
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Gay at doctor gets positive AIDS test |
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What happened to the two gay guys when they got into an argument? |
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How can you tell a gay guy from a refrigerator? |
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Fuck or you get out |
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Whats the difference between a fox and a pig? |
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What does a flight attendant have in common with an airplane? |
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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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Experienced bride only had sex once before |
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What''s the difference between erotic and perverse? |
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Why do elephants wear condoms on their feet? |
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Dumb blonde, smart blonde and Santa Claus |
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A heavenly movie |
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What can a duck do that a goose can''t but a lawyer should? |
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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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How do you drown a blonde? |
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2 Gays saw dog licks his balls |
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Died on golf course |
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Can you describe the man who beat you? |
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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? |
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Dead after 14 marriages |
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Date with blonde secretary |
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What does cunnilingus have in common with a presidential debate? |
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Why is the contraceptive sponge such a good idea? |
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What does an accountant do when he''s constipated? |
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What is the most common motto for a congressman? |
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A Confuciousism |
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Why did the condom fly across the room? |
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Whats the difference between a condom and a coffin? |
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Color corduroy |
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Coal miner divorce |
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Clinton''s approval ratings |
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What did Bill Clinton tell Hillary after sex? |
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Clergy in brothel |
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Chicken with porche |
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How many chick singers does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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Whats the difference between a chess player and a civil servant? |
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Man calls home - strange woman answers |
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Busty secretary |
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Young builders apprentice |
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Yank once if you''re in the mood |
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Whats the difference between a bowling ball and a hooker? |
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Suspicious looking man checked at the border |
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn''t come back? |
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A Blowjob - Your Wife - An Egg - Your Meat Which one doesn''t fit? |
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Why do blondes use pencils on their eyebrows? |
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Why do blondes smile when lightning strikes? |
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Why don''t blondes wear hoop earings? |
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How many blondes does it take to make a batch of chocholate chip cookies? |
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Why don''t blondes eat bananas? |
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Blonde guesses number of sheep |
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Blonde did pregnancy test |
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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a pit bull? |
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What do you call a blonde dying her hair brunette? |
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Blonde and screendoor |
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What does a blonde say after sex? |
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The bird of love |
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Bigamy and monogamy |
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Why do ballerinas wear tights? |
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Baby elephant trunk for penis |
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Doctor, my baby ate an entire tube of K-Y Jelly |
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Aphrodesiac and raw flesh |
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Alligator giving head |
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It''s all gone |
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Aliens at gas station |
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What did the sign at the movie theater in Alabama say? |
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Agnostic old guy with young girl |
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How do we know Adam was gay? |
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69 Is going to be changed to 96 |
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S&M rodeo |
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Penis plane |
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Sex scandal at nudist camp |
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Mr. Icicle nose |
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Special urinal |
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Dog field study |
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Redecorated carwash entrance |
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The origin of foreplay |
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Whats the difference between the 1960''s and the 1990''s? |
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1000 Valentine''s cards |
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3 Men lost in forest |
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12 Shots of whiskey |
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12 Black males as jury |
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Four legs, green and furry, and can kill you |
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Microsoft Titanic 98 |
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