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| Fritz had led a dull life. During a moment of inspiration he decided that in order to add some spice to his existance, he would take up parachuting. Everything went well for the first three jumps, but on the fourth jump, when he pulled the rip cord nothing happened. Fritz knew there was an emergency cord somewhere, but couldn't remember where it was. Just then he spots a guy shooting up from the ground heading right towards him, going upwards just as fast as he was going down. As they passed each other in the air, Fritz said, "Hey buddy, do you know how to open a parachute?" To which the guy responded, "No. Do you know how to light a stove?" |
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