Title  Language Date Type Topic Psychiatrist''s dog test  English 1998-06-07 Jokes -
A psychiatrist decides he wants to test dogs to see if they pick up any distinguishing characteristics or habits from their owners. So he gets an architect's dog, a musician's dog and a mathematicians dog. First he puts the architect's dog in the observation room with a big pile of bones and records what he sees through the one-way window. First the dog piles up the bones into a make-shift skyscraper. Then he takes some of the bones and builds a little house. The psychiatrist, amazed, scribbles furiously. Certain that he is on the verge of a major break-through, he puts the mathematician's dog into the observation room. The dog quickly divides the bones into two equal piles. Then divides those piles into two equal halves, moving bones from one pile into another until they are just perfect. Absorbed in his note-taking, the psychiatrist failed to notice that when the musicians dog arrived half an hour late, he screwed the other two dogs, ate all the bones and then slept the rest of the day.