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| A traveling salesman completed his trip earlier than anticipated and sent his wife a telegram: "Returning home Friday." Arriving home, he found his wife in bed with another man. Being a nonviolent person, not to mention a wimp, he stiffled his anger for the time being and complained to his father-in-law instead, who replied, "Don't get so upset. I'm certain that there must be an explanation." The next day the father-in-law was all smiles. "I knew there was a good explaination for all this!" he informed his son-in-law, "She didn't get the telegram." |
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