One Sunday morning, Reverend Johnson said to his young son Billy, "Now, I want you to take the cow over to John's house, John will know what to do. Then come on along to church."
When Billy arrived in church, Reverend Johnson was in the middle of his sermon. The text of the sermon was about the life of John the Baptist, and the Reverend was on a roll. Every now and then he would ask the rhetorical question, "and what did John say?"
After hearing the same question quite a few times,but having missed the beginning of the sermon, Billy could take it no longer and stood up and said, "John said that if you want that cow fucked, to fuck her yourself, because you didn't pay him last time." |
