Title  Language Date Type Topic Fuck or you get out  English 1998-06-07 Jokes Dumb blondes
A guy goes to a blonde's house and asks her if she wants to go for a ride in his car. The blonde says yes. After driving 10 miles, he stops the car and says, "Either we fuck or you get out." The blonde says she doesn't want to fuck and gets out of the car and he drives away. The next day, the guy come back to the blonde's house and asks her if she wants to go for a ride in his car. The blonde says yes. After driving 50 miles, he stops the car and says, "Either we fuck or you get out." The blonde says she doesn't want to fuck and gets out of the car and he drives away. The next day, the guy comes back to the blonde's house and asks her if she wants to go for a ride in his car. The blonde says yes. After driving 200 miles, he stops the car and says, "Either we fuck or you get out." The blonde says she doesn't want to fuck and gets out of the car and he drives away. But before she closes the door, she says to the guy: don't come back to get me tomorrow because I won't be there yet.