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Perfect penis  English 1998-06-07 Jokes
Sex and sexist
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Little Bobby is in school one day when the teacher announced that it was time for sex ed class. She gave each student a word dealing with sex and, as homework, they had to find out its meaning.

Little Bobby was assigned the word "penis". So little Bobby goes home and asks his dad...."Dad,whats a penis?"
His dad drops his pants, proudly whips out his dick and says "Bobby,THIS is a penis. And by the way THIS is a PERFECT penis."

So the next day at school the teacher asks little Bobby if he has learned what a penis is. Little Bobby drops his pants, whips out his dick and says......"THIS is a penis. And if it was 3 inches shorter,THIS would be a PERFECT penis.
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