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Guinevere cheating on king Arthur  English 1998-06-07 Jokes
Sex and sexist
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King Arthur knew that Guinevere was cheating on him, but he didn't know who with. Intending to find out, he had her fit with a special chastity belt, lined on either side by razor blades.

Several days later, Arthur had all his knights line up and drop trousers so he could inspect any damage to their members. He was shocked to find that all the knights except Lancelot were missing part or all of their equipment.

Embracing Lancelot, Arthur said, "Thank you, you have no idea what your loyalty means to me."

"It meanf a wot to me altho," replied the tongueless knight.
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