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Alligator giving head  English 1998-06-07 Jokes
Sex and sexist
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During halftime of an embarrasing game, Bill Parcels entered the locker room carrying a live alligator. Glaring at the players, he dropped his pants and the reptile clamped its jaws around his organ. After several minutes of this, Parcels poked the reptile in the eye and it released his penis and scuttled away.

"Any of you wimps man enough to do that?" He bellowed

After a moment, the new place kicker raised his hand, "I am coach, but please, don't poke me in the eye."
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