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| During halftime of an embarrasing game, Bill Parcels entered the locker room carrying a live alligator. Glaring at the players, he dropped his pants and the reptile clamped its jaws around his organ. After several minutes of this, Parcels poked the reptile in the eye and it released his penis and scuttled away. "Any of you wimps man enough to do that?" He bellowed After a moment, the new place kicker raised his hand, "I am coach, but please, don't poke me in the eye." |
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