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Doctor, a mouse ran up my wife''s cunt  English 1998-06-07 Jokes
Sex and sexist
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This guy called up his doctor late one night and said, "Doc, I've got a terrible problem. A mouse ran up my wife's cunt."

"I'll be right over," the doctor said, "In the meantime, get a piece of cheese and hold it next to her snatch - maybe the mouse will come out on its own."

A few minutes later, the doctor arrived, only to see the man holding a fish up to his wifes hole. He said, "I told you to hold a piece of cheese to get the mouse out."

The guy said, "I know, but I've got to get the cat out first."
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