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| Statues of a beautiful naked woman and a handsome naked man stood facing each other in the park. One day an angel came by and said to them, "Since you have been standing here patiently looking at each other for more than twenty years without every being able to say anything, I am now going to give you fifteen minutes as real human beings to do whatever you want." Suddenly, the two statues became flesh and blood and the two people ran off behind a nearby bush. The angel sees the bush shaking and leaves kicked into the air and much giggling. After ten minutes, the two emerge from behind the bush and the angel says, "You know you still have five minutes." The man-statue says, "Great!" and the two disappear back into the bushes and the angel then overhears him say, "OK, this time you hold down the pigeons and I'll shit on their heads." |
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