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| A young man was wandering through the woods one day when he happened upon a frog. "Ribbit. Pick me up!" the frog spoke, "I'm really a beautiful princess. All you have to do is kiss me.". But the man just put the frog in his pocket and walked on. A little while later, the frog spoke up again, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you want!" But the man just put the frog back into his pocket and walked on. Fifteen minutes later the frog said "Oh, come on, why won't you kiss me? I'm beautiful, I'll marry you! Anything you want! Why won't you kiss me?" So the young man replied, "Well, I'm a computer programmer, so I don't really have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is really neat!" |
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