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| This Irish guy is on a cruise when the ship wrecks and he is the sole survivor, having amazingly swam many miles to a deserted island. After living off the land for six years, an old rusty bottle washes ashore. The Irishman opens the bottle, hoping for a taste of alcohol and a vessel in which he can place a note of despair and a genie pops out! "For releasing me from my prison, I grant you two wishes" The Irishman thinks for a while and says, "I want a bottle of Tullemore Dew that no matter how much I drink, never gets empty." "Done!" Thunders the genie The Irishman takes a drink. Smoothe. Perfect. He takes a big chug, and notes that bottle is still full, so he drinks some more. And some more. Impatient after 800 years in the bottle, the Genie reminds the Irishman that he has another wish coming, so the Irishman says "I guess I'll have another" |
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