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| A blonde was sitting at home one day and she decided she was sick of hearing all those blonde jokes so she decides to dye her hair brown. So to test if it worked she goes to a farm. She walks up to the farmer and says "If I can guess how many sheep you have can I take one home?" The farmer kinda chuckles to himself and then replies, "Sure, what the hell". So the blonde pulls out a calculator and does a whole bunch of calculus and trig equations and comes up with a number. She says to the farmer, "There are 314 sheep out there." The farmer looks at her with a shocked expression and says, "You're right! Go take you pick" Well the blonde takes a few minutes to pick a sheep and when she finally picks one she waves to the farmer and leaves. She's sitting at home the next day when she hears a knock on her front door. She opens it and finds the farmer standing there, holding his hat and he says to her "If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back??" |
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