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| Twelve-year-old Ralph comes home from school. His mother asks him, "Did you learn anthing today?" Ralph says, "We learned all about sex education. Penises. Vaginas. You know, stuff." Although his mother was shocked, Ralph calmed her down, "This is the nineties. Its all part of higher education, so relax." Ralph goes up to his room and after an hour or so, his mom calls him to dinner. When he doesn't respond, she goes upstairs only to find him jerking off. "Timmy, when you're done with your homework, dinner is on the table." |
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