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| FEUDALISM: You have 2 cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells the milk. COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. You have to take care of them but the government takes the milk. DICTATORSHIP: You have 2 cows. The government takes the cows and kills you. PURE DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. Your neighbours decide who gets the milk. U.S. DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you 2 cows if you vote for it. After the election the president is impeached for speculating on cow futures. Its dubbed "cowgate". U.K. DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. You feed them sheeps brains and they go mad. The government don't do anything. ANARCHY: You have 2 cows. Either you sell them or your neighbours will kill you and take them. CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. FEMINISM: You have 2 cows. They get married and adopt a calf. COUNTER CULTURE: Wow dude, there's like..these two cows, man. You have to have some of this milk. SURREALISM: You have 2 giraffes. A small dwarf wants you to learn the harmonica. |
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