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Computers are female  English 1998-06-01 Top list
Computers, software and Internet
Sex and sexist
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Five Reasons to Believe Computers are Female:
1.  No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2.  Even the smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory.
3.  The native languages used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to anyone else.
4.  The message "bad command or file name" is about as informative as "If you don't know what is wrong, then I'm not going to tell you."
5.  As soon as you make a commitment to one you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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