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Clinton versus Nixon  English 1998-06-01 Puns, word humour, poetry and lyrics
Politics
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Nixon:         Watergate
Clinton:       Waterbed

Nixon:         His biggest fear - the Cold War
Clinton:       His biggest fear - a Cold Sore

Nixon:         Worried about carpet bombs
Clinton:       Worried about carpet burns

Nixon:         His Vice President was a Greek
Clinton:       His Vice President is a geek

Nixon:         Couldn't stop Kissinger
Clinton:       Couldn't stop kissing her

Nixon:         Couldn't explain the 18 minute gap in the Watergate tape
Clinton:       Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case

Nixon:         His nickname was Tricky Dick
Clinton:       (No difference)

Nixon:         Ex-President
Clinton:       Sex-President

Nixon:         Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One"
Clinton:       Known for women pointing at him saying "He's the one!"

Nixon:         Famous for his widow's peak
Clinton:       Famous for bringing widows to their peak

Nixon:         Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy
Clinton:       Well acquainted with the G Spot

Nixon:         Took on Ho Chi Minh
Clinton:       Took on Many Ho's

Nixon:         Talked about achieving peace with honor
Clinton:       Talked about getting a piece while on her


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