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| Bill Clinton wakes up one morning and sees someone has written "Clinton Sucks" in urine in the snow on the White House lawn. Bill contacts the Feds and asks them to take urine samples and samples from each of the White House staff and do a thorough investigation to find out who did this. The Feds come back a couple of days later and let Bill know - We've got good news and bad news. The good news is the urine matches Bob Dole. Bill thinks, thats not so bad (worried about the sexual connotations of the message in the snow) And the bad news? The handwriting belongs to Hilary! |
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