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| This couple was just married and were about to have sex for the first time. The guy says, before we go any further, I should warn you that I'm hung like a baby. His bride looked a bit disapointed, but then said well thats ok, now I have something to tell you. These aren't really my tits, I use a little padding. She takes her clothes of and sure enough she is as flat as a board. The guy then takes his pants off and this huge penis flops out. She stares in disbelief and says, I thought you said you were hung like a baby. He says Yea, I am 16 inches, 7 1/2 pounds. | ||||||||||||