| August 13, 1998 |
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The dirtiest balls |
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Pussy flavoured apples |
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Black guy shows his big dick bit by bit |
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Muscular man with big dick |
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Proper manners in bed |
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Broken prick |
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How Ahmed got his name |
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The stowaway |
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Proud father of three doughters |
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The hundredth birthday party |
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Little Johnny has a question for the teacher |
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Yo mama so fat |
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The worm trick |
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The Greek husband |
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The lily-white dick |
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Why don''t they let Blondes swim in the ocean? |
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What do a moped and a blonde have in common? |
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Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? |
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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? |
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Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? |
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Why did God create blondes? |
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Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? |
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Why did the blonde stop using the pill? |
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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? |
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Why didn''t the blonde want a window seat on the plane? |
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Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? |
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Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? |
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How do you confuse a blonde? |
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Why did the blonde call the welfare office? |
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How do you know when a blonde''s been in your frige? |
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What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....? |
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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? |
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Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? |
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Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregnant? |
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What is the blonde''s favorite potato chip? |
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What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common? |
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What did the blonde say when asked if she''d ever been picked up by ''the fuzz''? |
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What''s the quickest way to get into a blonde''s pants? |
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Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? |
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How many blondes does it take to play tag? |
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What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagen? |
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What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? |
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Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? |
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Why is a blonde like a door knob? |
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Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? |
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What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH? |
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What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ? |
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What''s a blonde''s favorite nursery rhyme? |
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Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver''s License? |
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Why can''t blondes be cattle ranchers? |
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Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? |
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When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? |
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What is a blonde''s favorite part of a gas station? |
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When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? |
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Did you hear about the blonde coyote? |
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What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? |
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Why can''t blondes put in light bulbs? |
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Why are blondes like cornflakes ? |
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What did the blonde name her pet zebra? |
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Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? |
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What''s a blonde''s favourite rock group? |
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Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? |
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What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? |
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What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll? |
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What is the irritating part around a blonde''s vagina? |
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What happened to the blonde tap dancer? |
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Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband''s car? |
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Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? |
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What''s a blonde''s idea of safe sex? |
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What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? |
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Why did the blonde keep failing her driver''s test? |
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What''s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? |
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A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. |
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How would a blonde punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" |
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Why is the blonde''s brain the size of a pea in the morning? |
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Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? |
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What is the definition of the perfect woman? |
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Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? |
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What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? |
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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes? |
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What is the definition of gross ignorance? |
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To a blonde, what is long and hard? |
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What do blondes say after sex? |
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What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? |
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How do you make a blonde''s eyes twinkle? |
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What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? |
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What do blondes and spaghetti have in common? |
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Why was the blonde''s belly button sore ? |
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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? |
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What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? |
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What do you call a zit on a blonde''s ass? |
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Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute? |
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Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? |
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Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? |
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Why do blondes give such good blowjobs? |
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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? |
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What do you say to a blonde that won''t give in? |
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What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? |
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How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? |
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A blonde walking down the street with a pig under her arm |
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Do you know the real problem with men? |
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What''s a woman''s asshole doing during orgasm? |
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Whats the definition of eternity? |
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What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine |
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What''s the difference between a microwave oven and anal sex |
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What''s the best thing about a blow job? |
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What do you call a blonde standing on her head? |
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Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets? |
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Why did the snowman pull down his pants? |
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What''s the difference between a man and a hog? |
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What do a woman and a condom have in common? |
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What is the difference between priests and acne? |
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What do you call 5 lesbians in a closet? |
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How can a woman tell if her man has a high sperm count? |
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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip-code on her thigh? |
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What''s the difference between a bonus and a penis? |
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Why can''t women have brains? |
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What is the difference between the Taxman and your wife? |
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What do condoms and Kodak have in common? |
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What''s the difference between a wife and a job? |
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Three pregnant women at the gynocologist |
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Why don''t blondes breastfeed? |
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How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? |
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What is the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? |
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What''s the difference beetween a blonde and a mosquito? |
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Why do blondes wear hooped ear rings? |
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hat is the difference between pink and purple? |
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What do a blonde girl and a six-pack of beer have in common? |
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What''s the difference between a blonde and a brick? |
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What''s the difference between a blonde and the average male? |
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How do you get your wife to scream while you are having an orgasm? |
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What''s the difference between a light and a hard? |
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What is the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? |
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Why don''t blondes like vibrators? |
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Men kissing goodbye |
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The four golfers |
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Woman golfer stung by bee |
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Guy with small dick takes girl friend to the drive-in movies |
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Lost a finger |
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Buffelo wings |
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Orange dick |
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Stuff the wife doesn''t need anymore |
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Hung like a baby |
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Old couple punching eachother in the face |
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Three drunk cowboys and an inflatable whore |
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Fucking a camel |
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My dad had 2 penises |
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A good whore |
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Do I smell your cunt? |
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Three men talking about their wives |
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Sheila and Bruce have not been practising safe sex |
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Doughter with 10 inch dildo |
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There was a young man from Trent |
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Parachute training |
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Jimmy asks his father for a car |
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The genie of the first green |
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Waterbed |
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