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Top 10 psycho pickup lines  English 1998-06-05 Top list
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Top 10 Psycho Pick-up Lines:

10. Didn't I see you on the grassy knoll?

9. Can I buy you a spatula?

8. Bet you're wondering whi I have no nostrils.

7. Your crawl space or mine?

6. You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters.

5. May I lick your forehead?

4. Do you always wear you shoes over your socks?

3. Smeep.  Smeep.  Smeep.

2. What's your favorite flavor of wood?

And the #1 psycho Pick-up line is . . . . . . . . . . .

You've stolen my heart, but I have three more back home in the freezer.
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