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| Q: What was Michael Huntchence's favourite INXS album? A: The Swing. Q: What was Michael Huntchence's last hit. A: The door when the chamber maid entered the room. Q: How do you re-unite INXS? A: Get four more leather belts. Q: What does Michael Hutchence have that Bob Geldof doesn't? A: A widow. Q: Why does Michael Hutchence prefer to stay at the Ritz Carlton, Double Bay when he is in Sydney? A: Because it is a cool place to hang. Q: Did you hear that Elton John will sing at Michael Hutchences funeral? A: Yeah, he has rewritten the words to "The Swing" by INXS. Q: What was the last thing to go through Michael Hutchence's mind? A: "This belt is too tight". Q: Does Michael Hutchence play golf? A: No, he is too much of a choker. Q: What was Michael Hutchence's last drink? A: He had a quick belt. Q: What do Michael Hutchence and INXS groupies have in common? A: They just hang around near the hotel door. Q: Why did Paula Yates like Michael Hutchence? A: Because he was well hung. Q: What's the difference between Michael Hutchence and Lady Di? A: Lady Di left the Ritz alive The police raided Paula Yate's flat this morning... They found Amphetamines and Angel Dust but there was no sign of the other kid -------------- Elton John's Michael Hutchence tribute... Dangle in the Wind |
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