Title  Language Date Type Topic Making Linux run like Windows 95  English 1998-06-03 Q & A (questions and answers) Computers, software and Internet
Q:  How do I make Linux work like Win95? A:  1.)  Hide the CLI in 'pretty cloud' pictures.     2.)  Create hundreds of files, and pretend you don't know where they came from.     3.)  Turn off your box while the HD is accessed so that you can damage some files.     4.)  Reinstall Linux instead of repairing it.     5.)  Repeat steps 1-4 until you commit suicide.