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| A woman goes to the doctor with a problem. Woman : "Doctor, doctor, I've got a bee in my fanny and it buzzes around and really pisses me off." Doc : "OK, try this cream out and come back in a week." 1 week later : Woman : "Doctor, doctor, the cream didn't work. The bee is still in there, and is now REALLY pissing me off." Doc : "OK, then you need the special biological honey. Tell your husband to smear a few drops of this stuff onto his penis before you have sex. That's sure to coax the bee out - it's specially scientifically prepared for exactly this sort of problem". 1 week later : Woman : "Doctor, that didn't work either. It's still in there." Doc : "OK, there's nothing for it, I'm going to have to get it out myself" ... Doc smears honey on penis. The doc tries one insertion and removes penis. Doc : "How's that - he still in there." Woman : "Yup - didn't work yet." One further insertion later : Doc : "How's that?" Woman : "Still in there". Insert, remove, insert remove (getting more frantic) insert remove (up to real speed now). Woman : "Hey - what are you up to ??". Doctor : "I've changed tactics now - i'm going to shoot it!". |
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