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Half-baked headlines  English 1998-12-08 News, events, anekdotes and announcements
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HALF-BAKED HEADLINES
     
1. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
2. Survivor of Siamese Twins joins Parents
3. Stud Tires Out
4. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
5. Reagan Wins on Budget, But more Lies Ahead
6. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
7. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
8. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
9. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
10. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
11. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in 1984
12. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
13. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
14. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
15. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
16. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
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