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| A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. It's such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy's ecstatic, but he's never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist for some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour, telling him everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy if he'd like to buy a three-pack, 10-pack or family pack of condoms. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents' house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in," she says, showing the boy to the dinner table where her parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, his head bowed. Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." |
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