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Computer problem report form  English 1998-11-12 Manuals, explanations and definitions
Computers, software and Internet
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Computer Problem Report Form


1. Describe your problem:________________________________
   ______________________________________________________


2. Now, describe the problem accurately:
   ______________________________________________________
   ______________________________________________________


3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
   ______________________________________________________
   ______________________________________________________


4. Problem Severity:

   a. Minor__
   b. Minor__
   c. Minor__
   d. Trivial__


5. Nature of the problem:

  a. locked-up__
  b. frozen__
  c. hung__
  d. strange smell__


6. Is your computer plugged in?  Yes__ No__

7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__

8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__

9. Have you made it worse? Yes__

10. Have you had "a friend" who "Knows all about computers" try to fix it for you? Yes__ No__

11. Did they make it even worse? Yes__

12. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

13. Are you SURE you've read the manual? Maybe__ No__

14. Are you ABSOLUTELY SURE you've read the manual?  No__

15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

16. If "Yes", explain why you can't fix the problem yourself.
    _________________________________________________________
    _________________________________________________________

17. What were you doing with the computer at the time the problem occurred?
    _________________________________________________________
    _________________________________________________________

18. If you answered, "Nothing", then explain why you were logged in:
    _________________________________________________________
    _________________________________________________________

19. Are you sure you're not imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

20. Does the clock on your home VCR blink 12:00? Yes__ No__

21. Do you have a copy of "PC's For Dummies"? Yes__ No__

22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes__ No__

23. Do you have ANY electronic products that DO work? Yes__ No__

24. Is there anyone else you can blame this problem on? Yes__ No__

25. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top? Yes__ No__

26. Is the machine on fire? Yes__ No__

27. Can you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__
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