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| Algebra I Mid-Term Exam, Ebonics Version Directions: * Make sho yo be putting yo name on the upper right hand comer. * Don't be axing no dumbass questions an keep yo shifty mohfuckin eyes on yo own sorryass papuhs. Number I (25%) Elon an Tyrell bot wanna meet fo lunch. Elon's home be 5 mile north of Tyrell. If Elon leave at 10:30 bookin bout 3 mile puh owuh while Tyrell, who have one coolass bike, ain't not departin till I 1:00 zoomin bout 20 mile puh owuh, what time be Elon axing Tyrell for a bite of fiied chicken? Number II (25%) Yolanda, she be 11 year olduh than huh daughter Carinda. Carinda have a bitch Carmel who haf her age. In how many years be Carmel haf as old as dat uglyass ho Yolanda? Number III (40%) If Leroy axes Marvin fo 10 gram uh 60% coke an Marvin ain't not got nuttin but 8 gram uh 80% and some ol 20% shit, how much uh da cheap stuff be Marvin mixing up so Leroy can go off the hizzie? Number IV (10%) Lenwood and Keshawn jus lifted one gross of basketballs offa Kmart. If studly Lenwood can dunk fo mo balls puh minute than Keshawn, how long be these bros slammin and jammin fo they be needin suh mo balls to play wif? Extra Credit: Which number, A or B be bigger? Make sho you shows all yo work. A.Da total numbuh uh hos Wilt Chamberlain an B.B. King be sleepin wif. B.Da numbuh uh yard OJ done ran fo in his best season timeses the number a cuts he be puttin in that nogood honkey bitch Nicole afta catchin her wif a guy what ain't got no goddam mothafuckin rights be ridin roun wif OJs car. |
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