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| Rabbi is sitting on a airplane next to a Korean guy. After they have been flying together in silence for a while, the Rabbi leans over and says : You know, I've never forgiven you Chinese for what you did in Pearl Habor. The Korean looks shocked an replies : First, it was the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese and besides I'm Korean. The Rabbi says: Korean, Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference. A few hours later the Korean says to the Rabbi: You know , I've never forgiven you Jews for sinking the Titanic. The Rabbi looks confused and mad and says: What are you talking about? The Jews didn't have anything to do with that ! An Iceberg sank the Titanic ! The Korean guy replies: Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, what's the difference ? |
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