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| Things that suck about being a guy: * The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000. * External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs. * Even if you get your head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you're not allowed to cry. * Ribbed for her pleasure - not yours. * You have to wear ties. * You can't flirt your way out of a jam. * "Women and children first." |
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