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Things that suck about being a guy  English 1998-08-27 Top list
Sex and sexist
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Things that suck about being a guy:

* The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.
* External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.
* Even if you get your head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you're not allowed to cry.
* Ribbed for her pleasure - not yours.
* You have to wear ties.
* You can't flirt your way out of a jam.
* "Women and children first."
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