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Every man''s wish  English 2002-02-18 Jokes
Religion and heaven
Wishes and genies
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Every man's wish?
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A man walked along the beach while deeply praying.
Suddenly he said: "God, please grant me one wish."
The sky split open above him and God's voice answered: "Because you have always been faithful to Me I will grant one wish."
The man said: "Build me a bridge to Gawaii, so I can drive there whenever I want."
God replied: "Your wish is very materialistic. Think about the enormous challenges required to build such a bridge. The pylons would have to go all the way to tho bottom of the ocean, not to mention the distance. Have you any idea how much steel and concrete I would need?
Of course I can grant your wish, but I think you should reconsider and wish for something more earthly. Think again and make another wish."
After think for quite a while the man said: "I wish I could understand women. I want to know what they feel, what they think when they're not speaking, what it really means when they say "nothing" and how I can really make them happy."
After a while God spoke: "About, that bridge, how many lanes do you want it to have?"
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