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| A man's business trip is canceled and he is at home with a rather nervous wife. They go to bed, but about midnight, the phone rings. The man rolls over and answered, "Hello?" "What?" "How the hell should I know, I live in Phoenix." He hangs up and his wife asks, "Who was it dear?" "Just some idiot who wanted to know if the coast was clear!" |
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