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| HOW TO WIN THE WAR: Would this be chemical, biological, or psychological warfare? "PIG SHIT!" That's right: pig shit. They can't be in contact with any pork product and go to "Allah". So what we do is load every tanker plane we have with "PIG SHIT" and spray their whole damned country with it. Later we come in and flood all their caves with it. That way they will come into contact with a pork product and they won't want to die because they cannot go to Allah. For airline security we put a "Potbelly Pig" at each loading gate and everyone boarding the plane would have to rub its belly and kiss it on the head. Again, they wouldn't want to die because they cannot go to Allah. To think...a war won with "PIG SHIT". The head lines in the paper would read: "AMERICANS WIN WAR WITH PIG SHIT" Nobody Lost in Shittiest Battle ever fought." |
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