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Single girl shopping  English 2001-10-05 Jokes
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A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner

The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, "Single, huh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and flirtingly replies, "How'd you guess?"

He says, "Because you're fucking UGLY."
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