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| A middle-aged woman is in a terrible accident and is rushed to the hospital. On the way there, her vital signs fail. The doctors are able to revive her, but, while she is gone, she sees God and he tells her she has 40 more years to live. Since she is in the hospital, anyway, and knows she's going to be around for a while, she decides to use the stay for self-improvement. She has a face-lift, a fanny-lift, and breast implants. She gets released from the hospital and, as she crosses the street, is run over by a truck and killed. When she sees God again, she says to him, "I thought you said I had 40 years left to live!" To which God replies, "I'm sorry ... I didn't recognize you." |
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