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What''s a president''s penis called?  English 1998-08-11 Jokes
Politics
Sex and sexist
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The wives of presidents and a prime minister are talking together about how a penis is called in their language.

The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering.

The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side.

The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act.

Well the wife of Clinton says in the USA you call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth.
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