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Chinese dictionary  English 1998-06-01 Manuals, explanations and definitions
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CHINESE DICTIONARY - *MUST BE PRACTICED OUT LOUD*

Dung On Mai Shu          I stepped in excrement
Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu               Let's sleep together
Ai Bang Mai Ne                  I bumped into the coffee table
Ar U Wun Tu                     A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat                     You need a face lift
Chow Mai Dong                   Romantic proposition
Dum Gai                  A stupid person
Wel Hung Gai                    Is that a banana in your pocket?
Gun Pao Der                     An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung                   Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding                  We have reason to believe you are hiding a fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun                   A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia                  Approach me
Lao Ze Sho                      Gilligan's Island
Lao Zi                          Not very good
Lin Ching                       An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding                   A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn                          A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai                        A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be                   A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne                    A small horse
Ten Ding Ba                     Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung                    A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan                   Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah                    Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim                      Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting                 There is no reason to raise your voice
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