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Charlie Brown deals with important issues of the 90s  English 1998-07-28 News, events, anekdotes and announcements
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A few years ago Charlie brown and the peanuts gang made a new friend who developed leukemia in an animated special entitled, "why me, Charlie Brown?"

Recently MetLife put out a series of instructional pamphlets which feature the gang dealing contemporary problems.
Now that Charlie Brown is dealing with important issues how about Peanuts specials for kids of the 90:

We learn about VD in:
     "IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN"

Chuck & the little red-headed girl learn about unwanted pregnancy in:
     "ITS BLUE, CHARLIE BROWN!"

Is Linus gay?
     "ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN"

See how the Peanuts Gang deals with date rape in:
     "NO MEANS NO CHARLIE BROWN!"

Discover a father's forbidden love in:
     "ITS OUR LITTLE SECRET CHARLIE BROWN"

Franklin speaks! The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in:
     "IMO BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN"

What goes on the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings of Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego "Mr. Clean" in:
     "GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT CHARLIE BROWN"

Charlie Brown peddles his body for crack money while stealing social security checks and boosting cars in :
     "GO BLAME SOCIETY CHARLIE BROWN"

And Ernie's personal favorite... Peppermint Patty meets the Cincinnati Steamer in:
     "OPEN WIDE CHARLIE BROWN"
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