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| Guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours". The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut? The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours" The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half". The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes". In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said...... "to your wife" |
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