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Windows 98 source code  English 1998-06-30 Software and programs
Computers, software and Internet
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#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
  display_copyright_message();
  display_bill_rules_message();
  do_nothing_loop();
  if (first_time_installation)
  {
   make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
   do_nothing_loop();
   totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
   search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
   hang_system();
  }
  write_something(anything);
  display_copyright_message();
  do_nothing_loop();
  do_some_stuff();
  if (still_not_crashed)
  {
   display_copyright_message();
   do_nothing_loop();
   basically_run_windows_3.1();
   do_nothing_loop();
   do_nothing_loop();
  }
}
if (detect_cache())
  disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
  set_wait_states(lots);
  set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
  set_mouse(action, jumpy);
  set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok())
  crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
  system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
  sleep(5);
  get_user_input();
  sleep(5);
  act_on_user_input();
  sleep(5);
}
   create_general_protection_fault();
}
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