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| Q. Why did God give men penises ? A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick ? A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck. Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for ? A. Its Braille for "suck here". Q. Why do men die before their wives ? A. They want to. Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women ? A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody. Q. Why do women have tits ? A. So men will talk to them. Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin ? A. You come in one and go in the other. Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex ? A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time. Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? A. Money. Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women ? A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job ? A. After 5 years your job will still suck. Q. What's the best thing about a blow job ? A. Ten minutes of silence. |
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