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| Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the refrigerator. Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A: 1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. 2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train. Q: What are the three words women hate to hear when they are enjoying great sex? A: "Honey! I'm home!" Q: Why is a man just like a dog? A: 1) Both have irrational fears of vacuum cleaners. 2) Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches. 3) Both are suspicious of the postman. |
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