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Bush and Cheney at a diner  English 2001-01-26 Jokes
Politics
Sex and sexist
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Bush and Cheney are having lunch at a diner near the White House.

Cheney orders the "Heart-Healthy" salad. Bush leans over to the waitress and says "Honey, could I have a quickie?"

She's horrified! She says, "Mr. President, I thought your administration would bring a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see I was wrong and I'm sorry I voted for you," and she marches off.

Cheney leans over and says "George, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE.'"
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