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| THE PERFECT HUSBAND There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: - "Hello?" - "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?" - "Yes." - "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" - "What's the price?" - "Only $1,500.00" - "Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much..." - "Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 >models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..." - "What price did he quote you?" - "Only $60,000..." - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." - "Great!, before we hang up, something else..." - "What?" - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... it's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..." - "How much are they asking?" - "Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..." - "Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?" - "OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" - "Bye... I do too..." The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: - "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?" |
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