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| One day a girl went to church to make a confession GIRL: Forgive me father for I have sined PRIEST: What have you done my child GIRL: I called a man a son of a bitch PRIEST: Why did you call him a son of a bitch GIRL: Caused he touched my hand PRIEST: Like this, (as he touches her hand) GIRL:Yes father. PRIEST: That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch GIRL: Then he touched my breast. PRIEST: Like this, (as he touched her breast) GIRL: Yes father PRIEST: That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch GIRL: Then he took off my clothes father PRIEST: Like this, (as he takes off her clothes) GIRL: Yes father PRIEST: That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch GIRL: Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where PRIEST: Like this, (as he stuck his you know what into her you know here) GIRL: YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER PRIEST: (after a few minutes) that's no reason to call him a son of a bitch GIRL: But father he had AIDS PRIEST: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!! |
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