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The rules for the day  English 2000-05-04 Top list
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The rules for the day:
1. If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.
2. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
3. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
4. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
5. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
6. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
7. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
8. Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
9. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
10. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
11. I think you're making a mistake having so many French involved in the production of Les Miserables.
12. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
13. The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those who got there first.
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