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| The rules for the day: 1. If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you. 2. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 3. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. 4. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 5. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 6. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes. 7. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 8. Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 9. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 10. No one is listening until you make a mistake. 11. I think you're making a mistake having so many French involved in the production of Les Miserables. 12. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 13. The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those who got there first. |
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