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Diet of pancakes  English 2000-03-13 Jokes
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So this guy isn't feeling well and goess to his doctor who puts him through a battery of tests.

After the results are in, the doctor calls the guy in and says, "Charlie, I've got bad news. Not only do you have syphilis and gonnorhea, but you also have herpes, AIDS, the Plague, smallpox, and anthrax."

"My God," says Charlie. "What are you going to do to me?"

The doctor respsonded, "I'm going to put you in the hospital and put you on a diet of pancakes."

"Why pancakes?" asked Charlie.

The doctor answered, "Because that's all we could figure out to slide under your door."
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