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| 10 Signs Your Body Piercing Fetish Has Gone Too Far 1."With this nipple ring, I thee wed." 2. Before your appendix operation, you ask the doctor to put a stud through your spleen. 3.You still bear the emotional scars from the pain you experienced after you stood near a carousel. 4.No matter how you go to sleep, you wake up pointing magnetic north. 5.Your insatiable lust for piercing bodies causes people to confuse you with Charlie Sheen. 6.When the wind picks up, you sound like the Boston Pops woodwind section. 7.Though it looks cool, the diamond stud in your cornea seriously impairs your ability to drive at night. 8.Every time you sneeze it sounds like someone dropped a box of salad forks. 9.Despite your Kate Moss frame, you're still 37 pounds overweight. 10.Getting through the airport metal detector now requires stripping down to your skeleton. |
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