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Vanity plates  English 1999-08-10 News, events, anekdotes and announcements
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Cars with specialized, "vanity" license plates are six times as likely to be rear-ended as other cars. When presented with this faktoid, 94% of vanity plate drivers blame other drivers reading their message.

Virtually 100% of the "other drivers" blame the discrepancy on an overwhelming need to "smash the shit out of those idiots."
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